This piece is not meant to be taken seriously, but is merely a parody of modern day conspiracy theories, and takes aim at the much-disliked Mutechno.
Introduction
This investigative peice will prove without a doubt that Mutechno is, in fact, behind the 911 terrorist plot on the world trade center.
Alias
To first understand who Mutechno truly is, you have to break down the alias 'Mutechno' itself.
- ‘Mu’
Mu is the name of a lost land, or hypothetical vanished continent, that was once located in the Pacific Ocean but is now (like Atlantis and Lemuria, with which it is sometimes identified) believed to have sunk beneath the waters.
- 'Techno'
The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, or the JAMM’s (later known as The KLF), were a famous British techno band very fond of 'Mu' and named themselves after it. Their most notorious performance was at the February 1992 Brit Awards, where they fired machine gun blanks into the audience and dumped a dead sheep at the aftershow party. This performance announced The KLF's departure from the music business. February 1992 was not only the death of this band, but also the alleged birth year of Kevin “Mutechno” Tran.
This is where it gets tricky.
When the letters ‘j’ ‘a’ ‘m’ ‘m’ are added together (the numbers given their respective numeric value by alphabetical order i.e. a is 1 b is 2 etc) the sum is 37. In the year 37 A.D. the land of Parthia was ruled by Artabanus II who’s rule lasted 29 (the sum of the letters KLF) years. The sum of the letters in Mutechno is 99, oddly enough the sum of the letters in Artabanus II (giving I the value of 1 for its roman numeral value) is 99.
Parthia was a civilization situated in the northeast of modern Iran, but at its height covering all of Iran proper, as well as regions of the modern countries of Iraq, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, eastern Turkey, eastern Syria, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Pakistan, Kuwait, the Persian Gulf coast of Saudi Arabia and Yemen, Bahrain, North Eastern Egypt, Qatar and UAE.
The modern countries that once made up the empire of Parthia are now some of the core countries of the terrorist network Al-Qaeda. The year 1992 was not only the death of The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, and the birth of Kevin “Mutechno” Tran, but also the year f the first militant attack that al-Qaeda allegedly carried out which consisted of three bombings at hotels where American troops were staying at in Aden, Yemen (formerly part of Parthia).
9/11
The four hi-jacked planes on September 11 were American Airlines Flight 11, American Airlines Flight 77, United Airlines Flight 175, and United Airlines Flight 93. The two flights that hit the Towers were United Airlines Flight 175 and American Airlines Flight 11. The plane that crashed into the pentagon was American Airlines Flight 77. The sum of those three flights is 263. Now the sum of Mutechno (99) Artabanus II (99) and Parthia (65) is… 263.
Closing
The evidence is clear. Kevin “mutechno” Tran is not only a Gotfrag? forum troll, but he is also the unknown mastermind behind 9/11.
Just because you morons don't have the intellect or ability to find and string together coincidences into a 500 word satirical post doesn't mean that #1 has no life - it just means you're an idiot. Posting on an eSports forum demanding other people get a life is pretty cute, I'm sure you'll all agree.
i know mutechno. he used to knife 24/7 before he came here. now he is like i wanna be e-cool his two movies are horrible. he is bad @ cs, he is not the best knifer. he is nerdy 9th grader. he posted his 8th or 7th grade report card on cause4alarm.net like two year ago with his name address phone number on it. his handle used to be mute as he wants to be e-cool he changed his handle to "mutechno" which is suppose to sound japanese because he asked me if it sounds like japanese. it has nothing to do with techno music. his other handle was estrela which i think is a some kind of stupid ass singers name.. (pound)estrela he is always there alone.
he is horrible at cs, he asks for cal m ringers but he is ogl. he also has annoyin girly voice.
YES!!! im proud to be banned from (pound)clubvietnam, (pound)estrela
rofl I'll just stop posting. I never stated that I didn't find this post amusing. I just marvel at the fact that he actually spent as much time on it as he did. I actually think its very funny and clevor. I also think, however, that it was a waist of creativity. There is much more that goes into "get a life" than e-nerds like #27 can understand.
I clearly stated that i spent 20 minutes browsing through wikipedia and compiling it into a loosely linked theory. Now what else could i have really done constructive in 20 minutes at midnight on a tuesday.
PS. Now is the perfect time for the carrot top 1-800-CALL-ATT ad
atleast he made something with his 20 minutes or wtvr.. im sure u have today already done NOTHING at all for over 20 minutes. Are there some set rules for how one is supposed to spend his time?!
lighten up ppl, try to live ur life and not look at how others live their own.
#1 write another one that takes u 40 minutes! just to annoy these eediots, they will be in shock due to u "waste" so much time.
Mutechno Conspiracy Revealed
Introduction
This investigative peice will prove without a doubt that Mutechno is, in fact, behind the 911 terrorist plot on the world trade center.
Alias
To first understand who Mutechno truly is, you have to break down the alias 'Mutechno' itself.
- ‘Mu’
Mu is the name of a lost land, or hypothetical vanished continent, that was once located in the Pacific Ocean but is now (like Atlantis and Lemuria, with which it is sometimes identified) believed to have sunk beneath the waters.
- 'Techno'
The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, or the JAMM’s (later known as The KLF), were a famous British techno band very fond of 'Mu' and named themselves after it. Their most notorious performance was at the February 1992 Brit Awards, where they fired machine gun blanks into the audience and dumped a dead sheep at the aftershow party. This performance announced The KLF's departure from the music business. February 1992 was not only the death of this band, but also the alleged birth year of Kevin “Mutechno” Tran.
This is where it gets tricky.
When the letters ‘j’ ‘a’ ‘m’ ‘m’ are added together (the numbers given their respective numeric value by alphabetical order i.e. a is 1 b is 2 etc) the sum is 37. In the year 37 A.D. the land of Parthia was ruled by Artabanus II who’s rule lasted 29 (the sum of the letters KLF) years. The sum of the letters in Mutechno is 99, oddly enough the sum of the letters in Artabanus II (giving I the value of 1 for its roman numeral value) is 99.
Parthia was a civilization situated in the northeast of modern Iran, but at its height covering all of Iran proper, as well as regions of the modern countries of Iraq, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, eastern Turkey, eastern Syria, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Pakistan, Kuwait, the Persian Gulf coast of Saudi Arabia and Yemen, Bahrain, North Eastern Egypt, Qatar and UAE.
The modern countries that once made up the empire of Parthia are now some of the core countries of the terrorist network Al-Qaeda. The year 1992 was not only the death of The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, and the birth of Kevin “Mutechno” Tran, but also the year f the first militant attack that al-Qaeda allegedly carried out which consisted of three bombings at hotels where American troops were staying at in Aden, Yemen (formerly part of Parthia).
9/11
The four hi-jacked planes on September 11 were American Airlines Flight 11, American Airlines Flight 77, United Airlines Flight 175, and United Airlines Flight 93. The two flights that hit the Towers were United Airlines Flight 175 and American Airlines Flight 11. The plane that crashed into the pentagon was American Airlines Flight 77. The sum of those three flights is 263. Now the sum of Mutechno (99) Artabanus II (99) and Parthia (65) is… 263.
Closing
The evidence is clear. Kevin “mutechno” Tran is not only a Gotfrag? forum troll, but he is also the unknown mastermind behind 9/11.
You're a homo.
time to get a life kid
You are my new GotFrag? hero, #1.
#25 get a life. :)
great theory btw :D
his two movies are horrible. he is bad @ cs, he is not the best knifer. he is nerdy 9th grader.
he posted his 8th or 7th grade report card on cause4alarm.net like two year ago with his name address phone number on it.
his handle used to be mute as he wants to be e-cool he changed his handle to "mutechno" which is suppose to sound japanese because he asked me if it sounds like japanese. it has nothing to do with techno music.
his other handle was estrela which i think is a some kind of stupid ass singers name.. (pound)estrela he is always there alone.
he is horrible at cs, he asks for cal m ringers but he is ogl. he also has annoyin girly voice.
YES!!! im proud to be banned from (pound)clubvietnam, (pound)estrela
they dont know anything. Just bunch of eediots they are!
PS. Now is the perfect time for the carrot top 1-800-CALL-ATT ad
im sure u have today already done NOTHING at all for over 20 minutes.
Are there some set rules for how one is supposed to spend his time?!
lighten up ppl, try to live ur life and not look at how others live their own.
#1 write another one that takes u 40 minutes! just to annoy these eediots,
they will be in shock due to u "waste" so much time.
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