Well, I'll kick off by officially saying that I now HATE the month, May. The reason is because...
1. I get a speeding ticket, a 63 MPH in a school zone at 2:02 PM when I was leaving school. What surprises me is that, every morning, every day, I have never seen that motorcycle cop until that day he camped out on the grass in the middle of the road chillin'. What's funny is that, he also pulled MY BROTHER OVER 30 MINUTES AGO. How ironic is that? He pulls over a kid THEN 30 minutes later, he pulls over the kid's YOUNGER brother. He came up to my window and was like, Son, you know how fast you were going? And I was like, sir, I was too busy dodging the slow cars. And he chuckled saying that it was a school zone, and I was driving too fast.
Conversation between the Po po and me:
P: Son, do you know how fast you were going? Me: No sir, I was too busy avoiding the slow drivers. P: *chuckles* ; Well son, this is a school zone okay? And you are not supposed to drive 63 mph in a 25 mph school zone. Now, license and registration please? Me: Whoa, I was driving.. that fast? I didn't think I was being a nuisance to everyone else on the road. *hands him the license, the car registration* P: *Looks at the license* Hmm.... that's funny. You are the brother of Stephen correct? Me: Yeah... Stephen ******? P: Hold on a sec, *walks back to the motorcyle*.. few seconds later, comes back.* Here's the paperwork I wrote your brother up on Me: Holy shit, you're kidding me. You just pulled my brother over, 30 minutes before pulling me over? My dad is going to be pissed. P: Hahahahaha, indeed your parents will be. Me: OFficer, please give me 1 more chance. I will drive as slow as possible when driving through a school zone. P: Hahaha, that made me laugh alot. Son, where were you coming from? Me: Oh I was coming from my school. P: Wait, the school zone we're in, you're not just leaving from THAT school? Me: No No, my school is 4 miles down. P: So you just left your school zone and you're driving through this school zone as well, AND speeding? Me: Yeah, I guess *rolls eyes*. P: Why would you even drive that fast in a school zone anyways? Me: I was on my way to go back home. P: Well, that sucks for you. Your brother and you will have to pay the citation listed on this paperwork and I hope everything goes well with your dad.. *winks eyes* Me: Man, not coo'. P: Please sign here and have a great day! Me: Yeah, I'll sign it. *signs*. Well thanks Officer , you just FUCKed my weekend up. P: That's good I did, drive slower next time son. Me: Bye.
2. Today I had a history exam. I decided to do the O.G way and park in the school lots where I'm not allowed to because I do not possess a parking decal. Now, I got a parking ticket for being parked in the lots illegally.. What's funny is that, I was in class during 11:30 and I was about to leave, didn't feel like staying for the whole class sO I wanted to skip the class by going to the bathroom then leave form there. I go outside, I go to my truck, and BAM. 3 orange tickets saying, 'YOU ARE PARKED HERE ILLEGALLY AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COME BACK HERE AGAIN. RECORDS HAS BEEN MADE ON THIS CAR ' I already had my 1st warning few months ago but I didn't think they were serious about recording down car plate numbers. The ticket showed the time being made which was at 11:27. Now if I had left earlier, no way security or police would have given me a ticket if I was leaving. God kids, $150 speeding ticket and a $40 parking ticket in a week is not, and I mean, NOT GOOD. Especially if you have a job. Now I don't have anything to buy with my own money. My dad's gonna be mad again. Really mad.
Moral of the story: Don't speed, don't park in your school lots illegally without a decal.
HF
This comment was edited at 05/21/2008 2:33 PM
The child is grown, the dream is gone. I.................... have become comfortably numb.
63 in a 25 zone? Now there are such things as bogus tickets, like going 80 in a 65 with traffic, but going 63 in a 25 is ridiculous. Take your foot off the gas you dumb kid.
Well story doesn't check out to well, since driving 63mph in a 25mph school zone shouldn't just be a $150 ticket also you mentioned " Me: Holy shit, you're kidding me. You just pulled my brother over, 30 minutes before pulling me over?" the cop never said how long ago he pulled over your brother. : (((
i would of got out of the car when the cop was going tog ive me a ticket and i would have muay thai kicked him in the face and knocked his *butt* out and then he would not have remembered anything :D
thats what you get your just not slick....dont try to be see what happens... unless you are slick cause if you are slick none of this whould of happened....
This month has been...
I hope you learned something there, youngin'.
It's a prepayable citation
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Great, you're an idiot.
I did. What could be the most worst thing I could get if I curse in front of a cop?
peace.....
Read the 1st paragraph in #1 post.
Also, I took a early exam today so I had to get up at 5 to get hardees then go to school. I'm very tired, so my apologies.
Also, whoever said show me the ticket, I already mailed it to the treasury of the city Municipal with the money.