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If cs was a women


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old,fat and pixelated.
WEE WOOO WEEE WOO
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like Cortana
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boring , unpleasant , ugly and would probably cheat on you 90% of the time.

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like eman
KSHARP SAVE US!!! "rift is the smartest man on these forums when ksharp isnt posting, dont argue."
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beautiful to you, but nobody understands why and thinks she's very ugly.
#MILA
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#4 and #5

i have a feeling your relationships weren't the best
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id go down long hall then switch to bombsight b. eventually finishing the round back in her spawn
BLACKER THE BERRY SWEETER THE JUICE

MATURE.

an old crusty woman with water mellon grenades and plastic wrap

This comment was edited at 01/06/2009 8:54 PM
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A M­­­­ILF.
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like a woman
#highhopes

fat chick with a good personality
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she uh uh looka like a man!
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i would please her
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i imagine she would look like this, i call it... endless pleasure

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2006/1..
#majin
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i concur #17
maydann'-'
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I picture it as a situation were shes one of those big forehead Egyptian ladies thats really ugly to the rest of the world but is beautiful to the Egyptians...or maybe just a girl with a really hot body but an ugly face thats only fun when your having sex in a dark room.
Shoot First, Ask Questions Later http://lcke.mybrute.com
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like a 10 year old
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#8 she didn't put out
#highhopes

she would have the wonder clap.
#team-eLevatioN
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she would have the ability to amuse you when nothing else could with outdated clothes
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#4 has it..LOL

she would have the smoothest skin and body
but an ugly face
<3
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if cs were a woman shed be WAAAAAAAAY SLUTTIER than source
WILLIEPARKERAUTOMATICTOUCHDOWN
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old, well traveled, but id still fire of a round every time im on her.

source would be her younger semi-retarded slutty pedophile sister. taking advanage of kids because she looks prettier.
._. (._.) (>._.)> (>^_^)> (>▀_▀)>┐
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ive been with her for a while and she keeps on pleasing me like if it was the 1st day
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I wouldnt play anymore
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like bENITA
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even if she was old and pixeled most of you would be f***ing her everyday
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i like #28's post.
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i concur #17
256 lj 244 bj 259cj holla at me

g.i. jane
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cs1.6 - an immortal girl that can never be conquered
Intel C2D e6300 - BFG 7950GT OCed 256mb - 2GB Crucial DDR2 800 - ECS PT890A - 200GB SeagateBarracuda
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only looks good when drunk or on substances
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pixilated with terrible vagiana hitboxes.
esea all star
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#38
how small is your dick if you need a hitbox
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she'll have the most perfect body with brunette hair and blue eyes. her face would be the most prettiest thing ever. :)
Graduated June 06, 2009!
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IT'D BE A BLACK GIRL THAT TRIES TO SCAM YOU
BLACKHAWK
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a counter terrorist with long hair, and bigger boobs
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old but experienced. Then u meet source, whose young , pretty but dsnt know wtf she is doing.
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she'd be the BBBOMBBBBB
Its not how you pick your nose...its where you put the booger that matters
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It would be a female version of Michael Jackson.

Her doctor is called Valve.
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If CS were a woman she'd definitely wear a strap-on...



cause this game always rapes you.
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut.
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She would be a hooker.....no doubt
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She loves 1.6 metre penises
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Donno How she looks but she does get upgraded by Valve
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if cs was a woman, i'd stay rapin that ho
haaaaaaa

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