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Adopt a noob

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Now that school is done and I cut back my studies to 5~ hours a day, I feel it is a good time for me to take the opportunity to share my wealth of knowledge and skill with someone who is less fortunate in the knowledge and skills department. I have thought of a new company called "Hoozajke's Adopt a Noob" foundation, a non profit organization that is in the interest of the orphan and not the parent. I would greatly appreciate any help what-so-ever like other parents who are willing to reach out with their mouse to a "pub nub".

As Moto once said, "I was winning CPL's while you were still camping vents with a para."

I say that's all going to change.



NOOBS
TheAccountName
OhHaiThere
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This comment was edited at 07/04/2009 8:09 PM
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I don't know how to shoot.
<3
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I will create a list of noobs and hopefully some of you will adopt them.
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when moto was winning cpl's
i was playing in a server with wc3 mod in it, being rank 3.
i thought i was the best in the world.
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me a noob
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Unfortunately i never camped vents, i was too stupid that i ran straight to CT spawn as a terrorist in dust2. It was a lot funner than waiting for the action :). I kind of have the same gameplay, except when i rush B i actually take out some of the CT's.
Anyone can be a hero if you dig keep inside of you and bring out the good in you
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hmm thats cool
i remember i always camped, and played in site.
now i know why i play passive in my gameplay.
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hoozah's gonna school you

monkey bars and slides
let me bob ross the track
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glowstiq knows what's UP
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#4 I've never learned how to play wc3 mod, i gave up quickly really. I decided to try it again about a year ago, i was beating everyone using raw aim....Then they started bloody zooming around, when they suddenly looked like my team and shot me in the back that's when i lost it and raged out of the server :P. How do you get special abilities anyway?
Anyone can be a hero if you dig keep inside of you and bring out the good in you
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Hooza considering I basically made myself noobish my last two posts you might as well add me to that little list you have there m8 lol.


On a final note, if you want to know if you're a noob or not then join a counter-strike:Source server and see if you get banned for "hacking" or not. Yesterday everyone vote banned me for getting 5 headshots in a row on a fy_pool map!
Anyone can be a hero if you dig keep inside of you and bring out the good in you
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i like turtles, add me.
Play hard, go on my team.
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im a noob ><
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i'll adopt ohaithere
someday you'll understand
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"adopt a cal o team"
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aww thats cute, i want my own noob to play with
#majin
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hoozaJke im putting you up for adoption in my "adopt a troll" foundation.
._. (._.) (>._.)> (>^_^)> (>▀_▀)>┐
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When Moto was winning CPL's I was winning local LAN evnets.
I'll Adopt a NOOB! so we own them?

This comment was edited at 07/05/2009 1:18 AM
Zach " lostxp™ " Denmeade

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