"and guess when dagley is gonna stop playing in cal? sS18. coincidence????????????" - [i]klotzz[/i] (When CAL Client releases[Season 18])
"Kayfunk you choke on lan more than Michael Jackson does at a cubscout sleepover." - [i]CyRaX-[/i]
"The LAN center should sell all the 4-digit steam accounts to buy new 8-digits and cover the bills for the next 11 years." - [i]s1ntax[/i]
"i dont know about you guys but the biggest cheater in cs history is the man with the name "Player" this guy has cheated in just about every pub i've ever been in and ALWAYS has a different steam id. HES UNSTOPPABLE!" - [i]kAoS[/i]
"Jesus cheated...there are no respawns in real life." - [i]hydez[/i]
"There's a bigger race to get lower SteamIDs now than advancing past CAL-O. " - [i]eim[/i] (What? I thought it was clever and so did others *rolls eyes*)
"when you pee your pants it goes down, not out ward. i know from experience." - [i]dglmstr[/i] (On Heaton's wet pants)
"im german i was baptised in the sweat that dripped off of dan moxley, mason dickens, and mike nang whilst they all coded their super secret anti-cal hax. They were programmers back then." - [i]ImportedNoob[/i]
"nightfall is famous with McDonalds cashiers i hear" - [i]werD-FL[/i]
"I have come to the conclusion that dagley is a fictional character created by Midway to generate traffic...the clues are all there" - [i]jag-[/i]
"Try source I hear they're recruiting bad 1.6 players." - [i]slyck[/i]
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