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| Handle: | eimGotBanned | | Real Name: | Grrrr | | Country: | Canada | | Gender: | Male | | Birthday: | March 3, 2010 | | Signed Up: | 2005-05-15 10:17 PM EDT | | Last Posted: | 2006-01-31 9:20 PM EST |
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| IRC Network: | GameSurge | | IRC Channel: | Not Specified | | AOL Messenger: | Not Specified |
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| Account ID: | 326414 | | Account Rating: | 1,939 | | Account Completion: | 10% | | Comments Posted: | 11 | | Comments Nuked: | 0 | | Threads Started: | 0 | | Thread Replies: | 0 | | Polls Answered: | 1 | | Profile Surveys Answered: | 0 | | Favorite Pages Added: | 0 | | Buddies Added: | 1 | | Times Buddied: | 2 | | Demos Uploaded: | 0 | | Articles Submitted: | 0 | | Messages Sent: | 0 | | Messages Received: | 2 |
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[b][i]*Part I of II*[/i][/b]
Part II: www.gotfrag.com/cs/user/144837/
"richochet noises are like pichewwww
and footstep noises are like plockidyplop
i win at counter-forces"
- [i]semicolon[/i]
"Salutations mba_cssource!
May the Gods favor you in your quest with the Auto Camper!
Kindest Regards to you and your Kinsmen."
- [i]austinthaG[/i](To newbie player looking for anti-camper AMX mod)
"coL will retain it's sponsorships because they keep winning CAL. And that's where it really matteres, online."
- [i]Daelis[/i]
"CAL tried to make everyone use legit interp then cal-im was like but we're bad plz change it back and they did"
- [i]qqq[/i]
"some nerd would win the date and spend the whole night making corny cs jokes.
'good thing i bought a kit cause your DA BOMB'"
- [i]shrew`[/i]
"If by dream team you mean the 2 white males that double-team me in my dreams every night, then yes, I'd love to join this discussion with my input.
Always, and I mean ALWAYS use oil-based. It lasts SO much longer and it doesn't get sticky or watery. Slides great, too. It'll still hurt the first few times, but you get used to it."
- [i]bearachute[/i]
"My favourite team would be:
StorLeX
Methott1
f0rsharp
Xeqiacapra
aKujawN
Methott1! I CHOOSE YOU!"
- [i]IMOAC[/i] (Combining two pro CS players into one onto an "allstar" team)
"Girls don't exist on the internet. I have [heard] that they exist in "real life" but, I'm not quiet sure what that is."
- [i]321[/i]
"Why do you have to be a fan of just one? Is this like some "If you could only take one CS team to a desert island with you, who would it be?" sort of deal? It's this sort of shameful partisan positioning that is threatening to wrend the American clan scene in twain!"
- [i]Circumcisor[/i](On "Who's the best player" topics)
"hack his computer and extract the files, then reroute your bandwidth encryption settings and upgrade your ipod nano onto windows linux, after that reboot your system, type f10, overclock your CPU 20%. then then goto your video card settings and disable vertical sync."
- [i]canibus[/i](Decribing how to disable Vsync)
"
[#56 j_sauce]
'#53, it's spell, not 'spel' you genious'
[#58 Ferny]
'#56 it's genius not "genious" you stupid fase'
[#59 radiumz0rz]
'#56, its not "genious" its genius, dumdie'
[#60 Doityharry]
'#58 it's "face" not "fase" you turd.'"
- [i]Gotfrag Thread #167412, page 2[/i]
"i drop 0 kills, 0 bombs, and 0 bullets on LAN."
- [i]cumpLexity[/i]
"OMFG TONO -_- Don't you know your Snoopdogonics? All nouns end in the suffix izzle, and if the noun has a vowel at the end, the vowel is dropped and the suffix added. :P
Tonizzle gotta read up on yo' Englishizzle. 'Fo Uncle Snoopdizzle gats you with his glockizzle, and that's forizzle"
- [i]ImportedNoob[/i]
"...How do you sell cheats? And how would [CAL] catch you? Undercover CAL-ac sting?"
- [i]Chant[/i](On players banned from CAL for selling SteamID's on EBay)
"I was going to my friends house to play D&D, and my mom wasn't around to drive me, so I had to take a bus. So I get on the bus, with my fuzzy 20 sides die around my neck for good luck, and this girl 3 seats away from me, and right as I get off she says "hey... nice dice". Does she want me me guys?"
- [i]Bongo[/i]
"Registration Has No 'o' In It You Moron."
- [i]BizaHHC go[/i]
"#18 'Somewhere someone said something'
Dude, how do you expect anyone to believe that."
- [i]Steiner-ALTF4[/i]
"It woulda been funny if when he finished and they're laughing at him, he said "Don't you know who I am??? I'm THE JUGGERNAUT BTCH!!""
- [i]KGarcia[/i]
"whenever a team says something retarded after they win pistol like "leagues?" or "i asked for p+" then you win the eco."
- [i]mxma1-s1ntax[/i]
"I'm sure the movie of him getting suspended will be out shortly."
- [i]bm [/i](Referring to Ninja)
"BigAl dropped a 5bomb on shaguar (shaguar, not 3D, just shaguar) and then procceeded to be the most recognized gamer ever.
In an interview he said that he had received several offers from teams such as wNv, NiP, SK, NoA and Lunatic Hai, but he declined them all, saying "uF is my home, and we WILL win all the upcoming tournaments"
- [i]tenk-[/i]
"#19, Big Al did no such thing. People watched the HLTV and were going nuts that this team got zero kills. Then Big Al busted in with a headshot and was made into a cult hero. He himself does not think he did anything great, but rather his fans, no, his legion, understands his actions were godlike."
- [i]alpha1235[/i]
"I had ONE CS dream.
My brother turned on the lights at night and I woke up and said. WTF WHO FLASHED ME. Then went back to bed feeling dumb."
- [i]Dezboy[/i]
"i think [the thread creator] means The Lost World, from jurassic park you know, when [Team3D] owned the dinosaurs into extinction"
- [i]SPARTAN-[/i]
"it doesnt tell me how to see thru walls. Why this guide isnt made by u at all"
- [i]MiLKiS[/i] (Referring to Dagley and his FPS guides)
"Recently I was suspended for Incomplete/No Demos. I think this is bullsh!t. My team records HLTV every single CAL-Match. I remmeber back in Season 7 when sending the HLTV for the dispute was perfectly fine. I tried doing that this time, but they suspended me.
I didn't know which screen shot to take. If someone would tell me which screen shots to take, I will happily load up the HLTV and take them, Because there is no difference AT ALL between HLTV and demos [except for a little bit of lag].
I also have a 5 gigabyte harddrive, so I cant record because it will freeze my computer. Can anyone please send me a harddrive so I can start recording? I have included a new-egg harddrive that I want:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82.
Please take this post into consideration, when you guys play my team in the playoffs. We wont hack, it was just a mistake as CAL's part. When I get a new hard-drive, I will start recording, I promise.
When "c0ke" got caught cheating, HE was playing the CAL-Match on LAN and Mike 'CuZ-1H' Nang was sitting right next to him, rooting him on. CuZ can personally vouch for him for not cheating.
- Draz."
- [i]draculaater[/i]
"IceCream is sexy
id lick him and his cone anyday"
- [i]cRazycRackeR[/i]
"There is already an oprah gun, the para. Think about it
Its big, fat, black, costs too much and is worthless."
- [i]p_mcmanis[/i]
"he cheats. I have never heard of him, his clan, his parents and so on. I have never played with or against him, BUT HE IS BLATANT!"
- [i]r0biN[/i]
"didnt he also buy that nexus cal-p spot awhile back?
CS: 20$
Hijacked CAL-P spot: 400$
New comp : 2000$
Getting banned from CAL cus you cheat: Priceless"
- [i]Zekkery[/i]
"speak some legit english.. ur speaking kmode"
- [i]chronicl3z[/i]
"looool this kids 17 and he speaks that poorly? even if you dont cheat, your horrible grasp on the english language should be enough to get you banned from any league you want to play in."
- [i]ANDYLOW (on the user "gametime")[/i]
"Forge is possibly the worst custom map i've ever seen in counter-strike"
- [i]moto[/i]
"i googled "heaton spray video" and came up with gotfrag forums asking where to get the heaton spray video thats cool...."
- [i]wu-cxb-[/i]
"if i had a sex change operation this very moment, i would be top 5 in female counter-strike. and still better looking than half of them."
- [i]splynkk[/i]
"...No #31, we don't worship him, we just PayPal him $30 a month for admin on his AMX 32 slot server. Sometimes his PayPal doesn't work so we give him our MasterCard numbers, which he deducts from our accounts and then wires the money to his account in the Cayman Islands."
- [i]The_Absence[/i]
"ViatoR until you leave GotFrag for good I am proclaiming myself your nemesis. Every post you make, every thread you break, I'll be watching you. Burn in the fiery pits of heck you foolish hack."
- [i]tr1k_[/i]
"just say no to drugs, strangers, and those who try to take your steam account."
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