|  Wolfgang "5lut" Stufflebeam
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| Handle: | 5lut | | Real Name: | Wolfgang Stufflebeam | | Country: | United States | | Gender: | Male | | Birthday: | January 1, 1980 | | Signed Up: | 2003-04-26 10:13 PM EDT | | Last Posted: | 2008-10-11 4:58 AM EDT |
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| IRC Network: | GameSurge | | IRC Channel: | #Xtremeradio | | AOL Messenger: | Not Specified |
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| Account ID: | 41014 | | Account Rating: | 4,994 | | Account Completion: | 10% | | Comments Posted: | 0 | | Comments Nuked: | 0 | | Threads Started: | 0 | | Thread Replies: | 0 | | Polls Answered: | 0 | | Profile Surveys Answered: | 0 | | Favorite Pages Added: | 0 | | Buddies Added: | 7 | | Times Buddied: | 15 | | Demos Uploaded: | 0 | | Articles Submitted: | 0 | | Messages Sent: | 0 | | Messages Received: | 2 |
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I am Slut. I wasn't always this way, I used to be a clean cut quote "normal" end quote human. But then I met Internet Relay Chat Protocol Programs and was transformed into the dick sucking cum slurping whore that I am today.
It's not something to be proud of, and it's not something to aspire towards, but it is something that can get really...really wet. Let me give you a brief history of my involvement in the CS world as a slut.
In the beginning my brother, then known as ifB|Kohnert, played CS with the same ability I now use to jiggle juicy scrotii (multiple scrotums). As you may know, Kohnert used his influence in ifB to have me inaugurated as the clan’s fluffer/mascot. Those were the good ole days, when men were men, and the pussy lips were slicker then snot on a brass door knob. Using Kohnert's connections in the social-pipeline, and my response to Elusive’s elementary ifB rap diss’s, I was able to score a spot as a DJ on the late #DigitalRadio (gamesNET). All was well and good, myself, along with Kohnert and other saucy DJ's, brought DigitalRadio to the height of its times. Things were jawsome.
Shit hit the fan.
ifB went through some 80 year old snatch dirty times. Every month a woman’s vaginal walls are cleansed, and the first few layers of flesh are stripped away and flushed out the vagina in a bloody drip-tasty mess. ifB fell apart in this manner, as if reading instructions straight from a 7th grade P.M.S. Sex Education handbook. Also at the same time DigitalRadio, under the supreme dictatorship of THE BJ (BlackJax), was as stagnant as the ass crack of Hitler's dead crispy body. Things had to change. I along with a select few uber DJ's knew it was high time for a new era in gamesNET radio.
#XtremeRadio was born. Founded on the principles of becoming the biggest and most blackest (I'm white) radio station on gamesNET. We are the mob of radios and we got Molotov, bitch! As a result of the swinish actions by Dengar and Meacham, ifB disbanded. Kohnert and fellow ifB comrade Mosez considered then accepted sponsorship terms and joined the all abOOt it team of LaR.ca (Kohnert's a Yankee). Consequently Kohnert conferred with his new team and convinced the team that a fluffer was necessary if LaR.ca was going to compete in CS at the 31337357 level.
Thus I am: LaR|Slut[XR]
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