"nah its just that anyone that isnt name (insertrandombodyofwater)filler isnt good at counter strike apparently." -opistylez
"I used to be good at sports, then I found out you can buy trophies, now I'm good at everything." -Striderrr
"Please shut up... You're like the Riddick of our generation unfortunatly" -NiTTYZ talking about viator
"We should ask that to a doctor. Dr.CuZ-1H, please ?" -xyligan
"weymo's cheats are like santa claus.. there's no proof at all they exist except for the fact that, just like santa, he always delivers." -lypka
"whats the deal with that anyway i dont know what tiffany twisted means for walle.. it cant be a girl it has to be some kind of swedish donut or something" -asdasdasdasd
"Let me contact the head "Chief" and we will have a pow wow. After smoking the peace pipe and wasting four rounds we have decided that there is nothing that we can do, and the match will just continue. LOL, i love these FOB (Fresh off the boat) threads." -LaFamiliaJoels2
"If I was on wNv or EG these our a few of the things that I would do to A) Bring justice to noob admins and B)Let out my steam in an appropriate manner. Because that is a lot of money at stake.
1. Turn over the table with all the computers on it. 2. Have everyone do an afk pyramid in protest. 3. Throw a chair at the admins table while they are discussing how to screw you. 4. Take the moderators' wallets as compensation for their poor performance. 5. Switch to a Pub server and play a deathmatch or poolday during matchtime. 6. Talk smack about the moderators ingame, and do nothing else but try to get the crowd all riled up and on your side." -LaFamiliaJoels2
"#10 you mean he is dumb and needs urgent medical help? or he just insane at working angles? uhmmm forget )" -Riot_rus in respons to "avator is insane"
"Why did SLP cross the road? To dodge a LAN -_-" -I forget who said this
"I cldnt see how ahl/naikon were baiters. SK and NoA's strats were presumably a lot more advanced then, "method, shag u got first and get killed, naikon u hang back and purposely bait them and then try and clutch" -TommyTOan
"Whenever I hear Midway announce matches I just get really confused. I definitely understand what is happening in any given match as far as strats and rotations go, but I think that Midway takes it to another level. Midway makes a mistake that is common with many announcers. He thinks he can just get inside a players head and tell you things like "Frod must have an itch in his crotch because he's looking down at the ground. Will Spawn fall for it?" He often makes assumptions that are so abstracted from what is obviously happening that he can sound like a psychic on crank. In reality one guy peeked....HS! Some Rotate, more death, bomb down, boom or defuse, game over. Not that complicated." -LaFamiliaJoels2
"wow just because kmode is black you assume he tells secrets your racist." -EoN-mt-
"at my local lan center in socal. Nettong. the infamous kmode appeared and sat next to me and mgx. we first looked at him. and laughed because he looked like your typical black guy. but then... i went on kmode.ytmnd.com and saw the resemblance immediately... i didnt want to be rude and say he are you kmode just cause he was black... so i asked to you play cs? "yes" he replied. Now, we all know that the typical black man does not play cs or have a computer in his house... so it had to be kmode... especially when i asked him... do you play in any competitive leagues.. i know regret not asking him to sign my fnatic everglide titan and so does mgx." -EoN-mt-
"What #1 forgot to mention, was the last part of his story. Later on after kmode visably noticed #1 and his giggling nerdy friend, mgx. kmode flipped open his cell and swiftly called for backup. Just minutes later 5 yukon denali's full of african americans rolled up, busted into the LAN center, and stole both of their mousepads. As #1 and his friend walked home quietly, consoling eachother for having their most prized positions stolen. With teers streaming down both of their faces, they cautiously vowed never to publically play cs again. As they walked home, #1 slowly caressed mgx's back, preparing them for the descent to the confines of home." -razor_ca (in response to the above quote)
"Yes, you read that right: this thread is about a possible correlation between counter-strike and knitting. Hear me out. I was talking to one of my semi-newer girlfriends last week when she said something interesting. She was listening to a knitting podcast (apparently there's a bunch, who would have guessed?) and the host commented on how it seemed like every guy she had ever dated was obsessed with counterstrike, and the "guest knitters" (I guess you call them that) all seemed to agree. After a little thought it did seem like the majority of girls I've dated did indeed like to knit in their spare time. I've asked around and it seems like it is common for cs players girlfriends to either knit or play counterstrike (not usually both from my experiences). I think the correlation might be more between knitting causing you to like guys who play cs than it is the other way around, but I could be wrong. For those of you who have actually been outside enough to get a girlfriend what do you think? Do you think guys who play cs are attracted to girls who knit? Or girls who knit like guys who play cs? Maybe it has something to do with both people being able to enjoy something simple on their own that a lot of people wouldn't see such joy in, or maybe there's no correlation at all and I'm just smoking crack? Either way, knitting podcasts, who knew?" -rek
"actually fisker uses 11/11 and 9 sens ingame and he also uses a 34 lb mouse known as the FireRocket" -gregMF
"doubt Angel would lift a finger if he saw a topless girl walk by @ cpl. he would just stare at thoose juicy b00bies and think dirty thoughts. LoL" -SnowTowN
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