|  Jeffrey "kj3phh" Touzé
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| Handle: | kj3phh | | Real Name: | Jeffrey Touzé | | Country: | Haiti | | Gender: | Male | | Birthday: | October 19, 1991 | | Signed Up: | 2006-12-26 12:17 PM EST | | Last Posted: | 2009-11-25 3:19 AM EST |
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| IRC Network: | GameSurge | | IRC Channel: | Not Specified | | AOL Messenger: | jeffreetee |
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| Account ID: | 626677 | | Account Rating: | 15,214 | | Account Completion: | 100% | | Comments Posted: | 485 | | Comments Nuked: | 4 | | Threads Started: | 0 | | Thread Replies: | 0 | | Polls Answered: | 40 | | Profile Surveys Answered: | 108 | | Favorite Pages Added: | 95 | | Buddies Added: | 39 | | Times Buddied: | 2 | | Demos Uploaded: | 0 | | Articles Submitted: | 0 | | Messages Sent: | 0 | | Messages Received: | 0 |
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| I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. IS PAPER SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, STUPID-FUCK |
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