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Flobots- Handlebars (parody)

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“Silencer”
Parody of “Handlebars” by Flobots
Written by Sean “propH^” Adams (#opus-x) (aka "minnesota" ESEA)
07/15/08

(I recommend playing the song as you read through the lyrics to avoid missing some of the satire - you can find the Handlebars video by searching on http://www.youtube.com)

I can shoot my colt with no silencer
No silencer
No silencer

I can shoot my colt with no silencer
No silencer
No silencer

Look at me
1 v 3
Bombs on the ground and it's good to be
ALIVE
And I'm a famous fragger
Even tho' my friends are all thirteen
I can show you how to block the door
I can show you how to bind voicerecord
Kyle can take apart the great X3
But Team3D put ‘em back together
I can try to not get a forfeit win
I can tell you about Ronald Kim
I know all the boosts on de_inferno
And I can hold inner on de_train
Me and my friend can super boost
Me and my friend made a frag vid
And guess how long it is
I can do anything that I want cuz, kids

I can rush middle with a deagle
With a deagle
With a deagle

(And) I can shoot your face through the double doors
Through the double doors
Through the double doors

Look at me
1 v 3
Just team flashed and it's good to be
ALIVE
And there’s such a small chance cuz
They’re all stacked up in bombsite B
I can spend money on ESEA
I can make a living off of Cevo-P
I can design a strat that would pwn u
And make ur whole team mad at me
I can make new FPS configs
I can make computers survive unstable conditions
I know how to run a CAL squad
And I can make YOU really want to tryout
Starters, ringers and roster riders
Me and my team will pwn the future
I know the admins who control the systems
So I can do anything with no assistance

(Cuz) I can spam ur vent with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

(And) I got CAL-I proof on my SteamID
On my SteamID
On my SteamID

Look at me
Toggling
Haxing and I won't stop
If I just keep camping
Then I’ll be on top
My cheat is private
My aimbot secure
My walls are hidden
My headshots are pure
I can screw my team and avoid rotations
Or let 'em all cry with their explanations
Have 'em all fail with their expectations
Have 'em all post on CS-Nation
I can flame anybody on the forums
Just because I don't like 'em
(And) I can type anything with no permission
(Cuz) I’m not afraid of my mom and dad

(And) I can PIS* you off with my flashlight
With my flashlight
With my flashlight

(And) I can kill my target with a no-scope
With a no-scope
With a no-scope

(And) I can win CAL-O as a UNICORN
As a UNICORN
As a UNICORN
As a UNICORN
As a UNICORN
As a UNICORN

I can shoot my colt with no silencer
No silencer
No silencer

I can shoot my colt with no silencer
No silencer
No silencer

Fin.
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shut
the f­uck
up
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gayer than droops 2 dads.
#zib
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so
much
fail
2+2=5
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I agree with #2.

It's awful.
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I like it. would be better if you made the songs with the words.
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Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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the fact that someone would actually make up a rap about counter strike makes me want to hurt myself.
guns don't kill people, minorities with guns kill people
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I could tell this thread was fail from the title.
You have been banned from the CGS network. (Ban #189)
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Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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