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Counter-Strike Source: Eximius Sports Picks Sex Pistols for CS:S

By: Brad Dick - Published June 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM EDT - Writer Archive
Eximius Sports Picks Sex Pistols for CS:Source
Eximius Sports is happy to announce the addition of our newest Counter-Strike Source squad. Some familiar faces have entered the scene again and we welcomed them with open arms. We are happy to bring on, “Sex Pistols.” They are known in the past for their obnoxious behavior and loud intensity while playing. The intensity has not stopped but they are looking to be a little more serious this time around. Eximius Sports has been without a Counter-Strike Source team since the CEVO-P Placement Tournament. When the team did not make it to CEVO-P the team parted ways. The three remaining core players were contracted with Eximius Sports (messiaH, Allbrook, and br1cks). They all stressed how they wanted to play in the professional division. The Eximius Sports GM, Brad Dick, told them that they were free to go play for whomever they wanted and prove to the CGS General Managers that they had the talent to play in the CGS. However, Brad told them he would keep their contracts handy if he needed them in the future to play for him. Now that time has come with the new lineup consisting of the following:

Jonathan “messiaH” Hammond
Jarrod “remix” Shaw
Lloyd “Shaffer” Shaffer
Michael “HARE” O’Toole
Joe “Foerster” Foerster

When asking the in game leader, Jarrod “remix” Shaw about coming to Eximius Sports he says,

”The main reason why I brought my team to Eximius is that I love the enthusiasm Brad Dick brings to the playing field when it comes to all of his teams. He’s the only guy that I think has the same level of pride, but also the same level of intensity as our team when it comes to getting the job done one way or another. It’s great to finally be playing under Brad.”

Jarrod has expressed that the goal of this team is to reach the Championship Gaming Series. They have a love for it and want to be given the opportunity to reach that goal. The Sex Pistols have finished 4th at the first CGS Combine, then went inactive when Jarrod “remix” Shaw went active into the military. Now returning from basic training he has assembled the once Sex Pistols team and brought a few Eximius familiar faces. The Sex Pistols want to create a new image for themselves by proving to the Counter-Strike Source community how professional and dedicated they can be.

One of the old members Michael “HARE’ O`Toole Talks about the new lineup,

”After a couple months of rest and relaxation - it is good to be back and active for the Eximius organization. I am pleased to return to gaming with past teammate Jonathan “messiaH” Hammond and excited to see what the two of us can do with he Sex Pistols leadership and guns.”

One of the veterans of Sex Pistols, Joe “Foerster” Foerster

"I'm really looking forward to getting back into form with a team full of some of my best friends from gaming. I've played with Lloyd and Jarrod for years now and we have risen to the top ranks of CSS. Adding players like Hare with tons of experience and Messiah who has caught a few bad breaks, but is an amazing player will only add to the old mix that was once SXP.“

Finally when asking General Manager Brad Dick about the new pick-up he says,

“I have always admired this team; they have the talent to do amazing things. I think the one thing they always lacked was some structure and bad influences by people surrounding them. I think they understand that for them to reach their goal by getting to the CGS, they have to mold their image. They came to me expressing what they this is what they want. With the addition of messiaH and HARE this should be quite the spectacle. I feel sorry for any team that has to step out on the field with them.”

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cute
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nice o'hare still plays..was wondering where he went
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If my pug of friends keeps beating your team in scrims, you ain't going nowhere bud.
#sync
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This will be good for these guys (hopefully)
FREE SPM
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giving the little guys a chance
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giving the little guys a chance
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:) !!!
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wont last

shaffer and foerster are dirty tho
#MexicanGiraffes
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I'm sorry I hope Brad Dick gives up an coaches Little League baseball. I will be honest, please stop trying or if you do try can you get a team to last more than a year? Or maybe 1 month? Oh and by the way, are you gonna defend remix against lawsuits? He might steal your virginity Brad, watch out!

This comment was edited at 06/09/2008 1:27 AM
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Taking bets on how long remix's arrogant game attitude racks up another team death to his already large count. Any takers?

Brad, you quoted yourself again. To sound viable and appealing you cannot do that.

QUOTE:
By: Brad Dick - Published June 03, 2008 at 11:14 AM EDT - Writer Archive


and then...

QUOTE:
Finally when asking General Manager Brad Dick about the new pick-up he says,

“I have always admired this team; they have the talent to do amazing things. I think the one thing they always lacked was some structure and bad influences by people surrounding them. I think they understand that for them to reach their goal by getting to the CGS, they have to mold their image. They came to me expressing what they this is what they want. With the addition of messiaH and HARE this should be quite the spectacle. I feel sorry for any team that has to step out on the field with them.”


Well, hopefully this team will stay together. I'm mostly interested in HARE playing, not gonna lie.
there should be an age limit on stupidity
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step on the field? lol its the internets.
#nice

another fail of a team good job eximius sports go somewhere
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Good players, but imagine Remix in the CGS? :)
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big shaw back in it
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Brad Dick:
QUOTE:
I think the one thing they always lacked was... bad influences by people surrounding them


sounds like they found the right place to remedy that problem.
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another brad dick team that will fail and die
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I wish the best of luck to both parties. I hope Brad Dick can keep this team and get them to a LAN soon. Shaffer has an incredible history of consistency and with the talent and experience within this line-up, this roster could do some damage in the future.
Daryl "panda" Lehman - General Manager, ferveNt - #ferveNt, www.myferveNt.com
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dunno why you gotfraggots are saying they'll die

last time we gave a hoot we placed 5th.6th in the combine

if jarrod gets this team practicing they'll probably place even higher since this game is horrible now
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#19 wishes he was in the CGS
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Yssem is back hell yeah
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Poor Foerster , he deserves a much better team.
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QUOTE:
#19 wishes he was in the CGS



He did come a lot closer than you will ever come.
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Mikey Phats, I remember being at a LAN center practicing with Vessel/Javi/ Bloodsport, that was like your first month playing source LOL, are you still bad at a bad game? Do you still have a huskey? Are you still bad at a bad game? I laugh when I see Nibbler in CGS, what a joke.... That kid hacked so bad s1 CALo, SOURCE IS A GOD D@MN JOKE
Hmm
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lol who is this octane kid? nibbler never cheated

i was way better than whoever you are when i cared about this game

see: my last cgs combine horrid kid

on top of that

i'm way better looking than you'll ever be.

get bent RETARddddD rofl

#20, i also was way closer than you've ever been, so settle down ugly

and i don't wish i was in the cgs, i don't even play this game anymore, my computer is in miami and i live in nyc now (miami where my rents live) get a life kiddo

This comment was edited at 06/24/2008 9:00 PM
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mikey take it to the flame house BRAHhhHH
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Brad Dick is going to post here along the lines of:

"Point out the Brad Dick idiocy of this Brad Dick community - Braddick
Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick Brad dick"

Something along those lines :P
YAY
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Dick, Brad Dick.
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this team sounds solid, but im not judging them till ive seen them play.

and step on the field? cmon dude, its a game not world war 3. s;
#"Pub gaming? you're serious dude? GO PRO!!"
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team is good, but brad dick is notorious for being a bad GM ... re-think ur contracts on this boys.
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QUOTE:
lol who is this octane kid? nibbler never cheated

i was way better than whoever you are when i cared about this game

see: my last cgs combine horrid kid

on top of that

i'm way better looking than you'll ever be.

get bent RETARddddD rofl

#20, i also was way closer than you've ever been, so settle down ugly

and i don't wish i was in the cgs, i don't even play this game anymore, my computer is in miami and i live in nyc now (miami where my rents live) get a life kiddo


\o/

eximius is fail
#desirae
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HERE COMES THE BIG DICK
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goooooooo foerster

sxp is solid, braddick is not. I will go back to not playing this game and pop in to bash braddick next month.
[sb] not just a club but a way of life
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Brad Dick picks up teams every single effin time. It's ridiculous
ishoutyo

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