So as many of you know I idle irc at work. Well in one of the many channels I idle I came across this little gem:
16:21:37] <Rzles> I want a girl with blonde curly hair thats at shoulders like shirly temple and shorter than me [16:21:43] <Rzles> *_* with a nice pussy, yes yes indeed [16:22:02] <Rzles> then [16:22:08] <Rzles> i want sex change [16:22:10] <Rzles> so i can *badwordhere* her [16:22:11] <Rzles> all the time [16:22:14] <Rzles> and lock her in my bathroom *skipping ahead* [16:23:34] <Rzles> i wouldnt *badwordhere* them [16:23:39] <Rzles> unless i had a real penis. [16:23:44] <Rzles> of my own, strapons just dont work
Lisa bounded down the porch steps and hopped in her car. She was leaving for a week to visit her friend Tasha.
Tasha lived about 10 hours away and Lisa wanted to get there at night so she could crash and then start fresh in the morning. Tasha also worked late that night and would get home after midnight and pretty much crash too. They agreed to just catch up on old times and start off their week the next morning.
Lisa drove through the night wound up on cigarettes and coffee. She stopped at a rest stop to pee. She changed into a pair of boxers and a white wife beater tank top. She figured she might as well get her pajamas on so she could go to bed when she got to Tasha's.
Lisa felt horny when she looked at herself in the mirror. She liked the way her ti+s looked in her tank top. Her nipples were extremely hard in the freezing cold bathroom and her tan looked even darker against the white shirt.
She proudly walked out of the bathroom and grabbed another cup of coffee. A few truck drivers smiled at her while they looked at her chest. Lisa wanted to get laid. It was her fantasy to F^%& a total stranger...someone rough like a biker or a trucker.
She tossed her bag in the car and came up with a plan..."I'll fake a car problem." she thought. She popped the hood and unhooked one of the battery cables..something she learned from watching her brother as he changed the battery in his car. She tried to start her car...nothing...of course. She paced back and forth pretending to call for help on her cell phone.
A rough looking trucker came out. She saw him out of the corner of her eye and said into her cell phone.."please answer...please answer." Then she hung up and pretended to dial another number. She said "Come on, I can't believe no one is answering!" She hung up her phone and tried to start it again. Nothing. She got out and slammed the hood.
The trucker came over to her. "Is everything alright miss?" he said in a rough but polite voice. He was tall and very broad in the shoulders. He had tattoos all over and a nice body. He had to be at least 45 years old. Lisa was turned on by him!
"I can't get it to start," she said shyly "No one is answering their phone...I just don't know what to do." "Try her again, miss." he said opening her door for her. Lisa tried..."see?" she said looking up at him with her big blue eyes. "It's dead" "Pop the hood honey." he said walking to the front of her car.
Lisa popped the hood and hopped out of the car. She leaned on the side panel of the car giving him a nice cleavage shot. "Can you fix it?" she said flirting with him. He smiled and said "I think I can darlin'"
She stood up and watched him mess with a few wires here and there. The night breeze felt amazing and made her nipples stiff again. He made no secret about looking at her tits. She knew he was turned on.
"How old are you young lady?" he asked checking the oil. "I'm 22." she giggled "And you young man?" she flirted. "I'm too damn old." he said finding the unhooked cable. "Too old for what?" she asked in a sexy tone. "I'm 48...too damn old for a lot of things." he said hooking the cable back to the battery. "If you think so..." she said moving closer.
Lisa could tell he was wanting her too but afraid to initiate anything. "I think I found the problem...try it now." Lisa leaned in her car window sticking her tight ass out for him to look at. She turned the key and it started up. The trucker shut the hood and said "You should be good to go now."
Lisa had to think fast...this one wasn't going to get away. She ran up and gave him a hug. "Thank you sir!" She said making sure to press her ti+s against him and her pu$$& against his crotch. She felt his hardness press against her. "It was my pleasure." he said rubbing her back knowing she was braless and his warm hands would give her goosebumps keeping her nipples hard for him to enjoy looking at.
Lisa got back in her car and the trucker went to his rig. She waited for a few minutes and drove over beside his truck. She climbed up in the cab and he wasn't there. She peeked behind the red velvet curtain and saw him laying naked on the bed. His cock was long and hard. He was slowly stroking his hardon and Lisa slipped out of her boxers and climbed in with him.
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"What the hell?" he said jumping. "Shhh," she said climbing on top of him. "I want to thank you for helping me."
She rubbed her moist PU$$^ on his cock head and then slowly slid herself down onto him. He let out a moan and grabbed her hips. Lisa rode him slowly as she took off her tank top. "Niiice." he said as she guided his hands up to her nipples. She lowered herself so he could suck on them as she slowly continued her grinding. She moaned as he nibbled and sucked her nipples while he grasped her firm tits. "You like that?" he said pinching one nipples lightly while he sucked on the other one. "Oh yeah," she said tightening up her pu$$^ on his cock. "I love it."
After a few minutes, Lisa sat up on him and began to ride him harder. She began to rub her swollen cl!&, she was suprised when he gently moved her hand away and placed his thumb on her cl!& and began to rub it. No one had ever done that before. She grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them so she could take in more of his long, hard cock.
She began to buck harder on him as his thumb kept perfect time with her. Then she felt herself cum all over him. "That's it darlin' soak my balls." he said in a very sexy voice. Then she felt her body start to shake. He stopped rubbing her cl!^ and pulled her closer to him. She could feel his cock throbbing wildly inside her. He held her close and tight so she couldn't move. Then he began running his hands all over her tight body. "May I get on top?" he whispered in her ear. She barely heard herself say yes.
He helped her off of him and gently helped her lay on her back. He spread her legs and buried his face into her dripping pussy. He slid his finger gently in and out of her rubbing her g-spot while his tongue probed her clit. She felt herself building up inside and began to play with her nipples. She came again to her amazement! This total stranger was making love to her like she was his wife. It wasn't a f^%& at all!
He slowly slid his cock inside her and began kissing her neck as he made love to her. His hands were all over her as he began to go faster. He raised her legs up to his shoulders and made hard, gentle thrusts into her. He started to moan softly and then she felt hot blasts of cum shoot inside her. He pulled out of her and layed down beside her. He traced her ti+s and gently played with her nipples.
"You made my night." he said stroking her stomach. "I wanted you very badly." she said softly. "I know," he said kissing her belly button and then the underside of her tits. "I could tell." "Was it obvious?" she said feeling horny again. "A man can just tell." he said flicking his tongue on her nipple. "I have always wanted to have a random f$%^," she said feeling his cock with her hand. "You made love to me...why?"
His cock was getting hard again. "I was taught that you never f$%^ a woman...you make love to her." he said rubbing her thigh. "I want you to f$%^ me hard!" she said in a s|utty voice. "Haven't you ever wanted to just f$%^ someone's brains out?"
He laughed "Of course, silly! I choose not to though." Lisa gave him a playful shove and began sucking his cock. She was rough with him as she teased and stroked him. She deep throated him and began to titty f^%& him. "I want it rough!" she said grasping his balls while she went down on him. "You want it rough?" he said taunting her. "Get on all fours b!^&%! I'll show you rough!"
Lisa got on all fours and felt his cock pressing up against her ass. He spread her cheeks and eased himself into her. He began to ram her tight virgin ass while she screamed out in pain and then pleasure. "Is that rough enough for you?" he said grabbing her ti+s and squeezing her nipples while he pounded her ass. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" was all she could say. He pulled out of her ass and rammed his cock into her pu$$^. He slid his hand down and violently rubbed her cl!& while his balls slapped her sweet ass.
Lisa began to scream "harder!" as she came. He grabbed her hips and brutally f%$^ed her until he was ready to cum. He pulled out quickly and rammed his dripping cock up her ass. He gave her a few hard slams and blew his load into her ass. Lisa was still moaning very loudly as he pulled out of her and shoved two fingers into her pussy, then three. He finger f%$^ed her while she screamed. She came again and he pulled out his fingers and made her suck them clean.
Lisa collapsed on the bed sore and dripping. She caught her breath and began to get dressed. "How was that?" he asked. "That was a f%$^!" she said feeling totally exhausted. "I have to go now." she said smiling at him "Thanks again." He slowly raised her shirt and sucked her sore nipples, then pulled her shirt back down. "No, thank you."
Lisa got into her car and drove off. She wanted a quick random f%$^ and got more than she bargained for. She took a shower at Tasha's house and put the shower head on jet and massaged her sore pu$$^ with hot water. She made herself cum again with the pulsing of the jets. She dried off and climbed into bed. She had the best night of sleep ever that night.
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seriously wtf
16:21:37] <Rzles> I want a girl with blonde curly hair thats at shoulders like shirly temple and shorter than me
[16:21:43] <Rzles> *_* with a nice pussy, yes yes indeed
[16:22:02] <Rzles> then
[16:22:08] <Rzles> i want sex change
[16:22:10] <Rzles> so i can *badwordhere* her
[16:22:11] <Rzles> all the time
[16:22:14] <Rzles> and lock her in my bathroom
*skipping ahead*
[16:23:34] <Rzles> i wouldnt *badwordhere* them
[16:23:39] <Rzles> unless i had a real penis.
[16:23:44] <Rzles> of my own, strapons just dont work
I think she is serious too...
JK shane.
shes a dime in my book broham
ps im gotfrag stalking you
Lisa bounded down the porch steps and hopped in her car. She was leaving for a week to visit her friend Tasha.
Tasha lived about 10 hours away and Lisa wanted to get there at night so she could crash and then start fresh in the morning. Tasha also worked late that night and would get home after midnight and pretty much crash too. They agreed to just catch up on old times and start off their week the next morning.
Lisa drove through the night wound up on cigarettes and coffee. She stopped at a rest stop to pee. She changed into a pair of boxers and a white wife beater tank top. She figured she might as well get her pajamas on so she could go to bed when she got to Tasha's.
Lisa felt horny when she looked at herself in the mirror. She liked the way her ti+s looked in her tank top. Her nipples were extremely hard in the freezing cold bathroom and her tan looked even darker against the white shirt.
She proudly walked out of the bathroom and grabbed another cup of coffee. A few truck drivers smiled at her while they looked at her chest. Lisa wanted to get laid. It was her fantasy to F^%& a total stranger...someone rough like a biker or a trucker.
She tossed her bag in the car and came up with a plan..."I'll fake a car problem." she thought. She popped the hood and unhooked one of the battery cables..something she learned from watching her brother as he changed the battery in his car. She tried to start her car...nothing...of course. She paced back and forth pretending to call for help on her cell phone.
A rough looking trucker came out. She saw him out of the corner of her eye and said into her cell phone.."please answer...please answer." Then she hung up and pretended to dial another number. She said "Come on, I can't believe no one is answering!" She hung up her phone and tried to start it again. Nothing. She got out and slammed the hood.
The trucker came over to her. "Is everything alright miss?" he said in a rough but polite voice. He was tall and very broad in the shoulders. He had tattoos all over and a nice body. He had to be at least 45 years old. Lisa was turned on by him!
"I can't get it to start," she said shyly "No one is answering their phone...I just don't know what to do."
"Try her again, miss." he said opening her door for her.
Lisa tried..."see?" she said looking up at him with her big blue eyes. "It's dead"
"Pop the hood honey." he said walking to the front of her car.
Lisa popped the hood and hopped out of the car. She leaned on the side panel of the car giving him a nice cleavage shot. "Can you fix it?" she said flirting with him. He smiled and said "I think I can darlin'"
She stood up and watched him mess with a few wires here and there. The night breeze felt amazing and made her nipples stiff again. He made no secret about looking at her tits. She knew he was turned on.
"How old are you young lady?" he asked checking the oil.
"I'm 22." she giggled "And you young man?" she flirted.
"I'm too damn old." he said finding the unhooked cable.
"Too old for what?" she asked in a sexy tone.
"I'm 48...too damn old for a lot of things." he said hooking the cable back to the battery.
"If you think so..." she said moving closer.
Lisa could tell he was wanting her too but afraid to initiate anything. "I think I found the problem...try it now." Lisa leaned in her car window sticking her tight ass out for him to look at. She turned the key and it started up. The trucker shut the hood and said "You should be good to go now."
Lisa had to think fast...this one wasn't going to get away. She ran up and gave him a hug. "Thank you sir!" She said making sure to press her ti+s against him and her pu$$& against his crotch. She felt his hardness press against her. "It was my pleasure." he said rubbing her back knowing she was braless and his warm hands would give her goosebumps keeping her nipples hard for him to enjoy looking at.
Lisa got back in her car and the trucker went to his rig. She waited for a few minutes and drove over beside his truck. She climbed up in the cab and he wasn't there. She peeked behind the red velvet curtain and saw him laying naked on the bed. His cock was long and hard. He was slowly stroking his hardon and Lisa slipped out of her boxers and climbed in with him.
"Shhh," she said climbing on top of him. "I want to thank you for helping me."
She rubbed her moist PU$$^ on his cock head and then slowly slid herself down onto him. He let out a moan and grabbed her hips. Lisa rode him slowly as she took off her tank top. "Niiice." he said as she guided his hands up to her nipples. She lowered herself so he could suck on them as she slowly continued her grinding. She moaned as he nibbled and sucked her nipples while he grasped her firm tits. "You like that?" he said pinching one nipples lightly while he sucked on the other one. "Oh yeah," she said tightening up her pu$$^ on his cock. "I love it."
After a few minutes, Lisa sat up on him and began to ride him harder. She began to rub her swollen cl!&, she was suprised when he gently moved her hand away and placed his thumb on her cl!& and began to rub it. No one had ever done that before. She grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them so she could take in more of his long, hard cock.
She began to buck harder on him as his thumb kept perfect time with her. Then she felt herself cum all over him. "That's it darlin' soak my balls." he said in a very sexy voice. Then she felt her body start to shake. He stopped rubbing her cl!^ and pulled her closer to him. She could feel his cock throbbing wildly inside her. He held her close and tight so she couldn't move. Then he began running his hands all over her tight body. "May I get on top?" he whispered in her ear. She barely heard herself say yes.
He helped her off of him and gently helped her lay on her back. He spread her legs and buried his face into her dripping pussy. He slid his finger gently in and out of her rubbing her g-spot while his tongue probed her clit. She felt herself building up inside and began to play with her nipples. She came again to her amazement! This total stranger was making love to her like she was his wife. It wasn't a f^%& at all!
He slowly slid his cock inside her and began kissing her neck as he made love to her. His hands were all over her as he began to go faster. He raised her legs up to his shoulders and made hard, gentle thrusts into her. He started to moan softly and then she felt hot blasts of cum shoot inside her. He pulled out of her and layed down beside her. He traced her ti+s and gently played with her nipples.
"You made my night." he said stroking her stomach.
"I wanted you very badly." she said softly.
"I know," he said kissing her belly button and then the underside of her tits. "I could tell."
"Was it obvious?" she said feeling horny again.
"A man can just tell." he said flicking his tongue on her nipple.
"I have always wanted to have a random f$%^," she said feeling his cock with her hand. "You made love to me...why?"
His cock was getting hard again. "I was taught that you never f$%^ a woman...you make love to her." he said rubbing her thigh. "I want you to f$%^ me hard!" she said in a s|utty voice. "Haven't you ever wanted to just f$%^ someone's brains out?"
He laughed "Of course, silly! I choose not to though."
Lisa gave him a playful shove and began sucking his cock. She was rough with him as she teased and stroked him. She deep throated him and began to titty f^%& him. "I want it rough!" she said grasping his balls while she went down on him. "You want it rough?" he said taunting her. "Get on all fours b!^&%! I'll show you rough!"
Lisa got on all fours and felt his cock pressing up against her ass. He spread her cheeks and eased himself into her. He began to ram her tight virgin ass while she screamed out in pain and then pleasure. "Is that rough enough for you?" he said grabbing her ti+s and squeezing her nipples while he pounded her ass. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" was all she could say. He pulled out of her ass and rammed his cock into her pu$$^. He slid his hand down and violently rubbed her cl!& while his balls slapped her sweet ass.
Lisa began to scream "harder!" as she came. He grabbed her hips and brutally f%$^ed her until he was ready to cum. He pulled out quickly and rammed his dripping cock up her ass. He gave her a few hard slams and blew his load into her ass. Lisa was still moaning very loudly as he pulled out of her and shoved two fingers into her pussy, then three. He finger f%$^ed her while she screamed. She came again and he pulled out his fingers and made her suck them clean.
Lisa collapsed on the bed sore and dripping. She caught her breath and began to get dressed. "How was that?" he asked. "That was a f%$^!" she said feeling totally exhausted. "I have to go now." she said smiling at him "Thanks again." He slowly raised her shirt and sucked her sore nipples, then pulled her shirt back down. "No, thank you."
Lisa got into her car and drove off. She wanted a quick random f%$^ and got more than she bargained for. She took a shower at Tasha's house and put the shower head on jet and massaged her sore pu$$^ with hot water. She made herself cum again with the pulsing of the jets. She dried off and climbed into bed. She had the best night of sleep ever that night.
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