Thursday July 24 2008
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Act 2: Crouching up on Mother's Day

Taylor Enters Vent
Habib: Yo Taylor you see me crouch walk dat whole way from spawn in dat 12 mang?
Taylor: Damn right nukka, made me hard as fuk!
Habib: Shoot, I crouched up on my moms today mang, watched her walk by and shiz. Den I was like "BANG MOTHA'S DAY!"
Taylor: Damn son, my moms won't even talk to me cause I scrim so much. I aint never gonna get laid like dis.
Habib: We can still cuddle Big T.
Taylor: Ima have my way wit yo ass.
Habib: I'm already soaked nukka!
"This game is like handicap basketball." Stuart "nativehater" Morrison

ken these aren't really funny, they are just kind of stupid. we gonna chill at ky brah?
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HAHAHAHAH

Ken [3] H&T [0]
[b]From the producer of "40's In my Hands and on the Scoreboard"[/b]

For those of you that don't know.
What habib did there is called a "Cincinnatti Slick."
(¯`·. we trade toodals for poodles .·´¯)
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very true matt rogers~
(¯`·. we trade liquor for blood .·´¯) thatmydick
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#2, i'm not here to tickle your funny bone.
If you don't like the show, change the channel.
"This game is like handicap basketball." Stuart "nativehater" Morrison
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I think it's funny.
LOLOL IM JUST GOING TO MAKE YOU MADDDDDDDD.
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<lolbib> hey
<lolbib> did u know if u spell out cock on phone
<lolbib> it's also anal
<UG|hXc[1b]> lol.
<lolbib> same numbers
<UG|hXc[1b]> hey
<UG|hXc[1b]> im bored
<UG|hXc[1b]> let frAg
<UG|hXc[1b]> something
<UG|hXc[1b]> wanna teach me some stuff?
<UG|hXc[1b]> or
<UG|hXc[1b]> something
<lolbib> sure
<lolbib> vent rello

the truth is usually more entertaining than fiction^^^
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Who's say the show is fiction?

How about you get off your high horse, Till. Go make a thread about how you ride Cal-I dicks all day.
"This game is like handicap basketball." Stuart "nativehater" Morrison
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Dear Ken,

I'm going to have to call you out on something. You see, hxc actually has been "laid like dis". Here is your proof:

[15:15] <UG|hXc[n3]> i got away with sleeping with her while her parents were home [15:15] <UG|hXc[n3]> her mom came in the room while i was basically hiding under her bed [15:15] <UG|hXc[n3]> scary shit lol [15:16] <UG|hXc[n3]> just another crazy thing that happened in my life LOL

As you can clearly see, he is a bad ass and you need to learn this.

Hugs and Kisses,
me.
I think society in general has pussified us

Good one ken! Your ability to make ignorant jokes is exceedingly higher than i had originally thought. You automatically assume, because i am on a team with a bunch of people who were cal-i cpl champs, that I am riding their dick, so now, I am going to make some ignorant assumptions about you, PLEASE, correct me if i am wrong.

You live off welfare.
You do not know who your dad is.
You live in the projects.
You will pop me with your gat if I look at you the wrong way.
You eat more fried chicken than the average human.
Did i miss anything?

p.s ignorant Sprinting joke incoming
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habib - "I don't get it."
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I THINK TILL JUST CLOSED THE THREAD.
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naw till his assumptions aren't ignorant, about 50+ hltv viewers saw that you were terrible and were carried by those cal-i/cpl players.
Team Handicap - #Handicap -

i never said i didnt get carried blake? where did you gather that from? he said i was a ball-rider
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QUOTE:
Good one ken! Your ability to make ignorant jokes is exceedingly higher than i had originally thought. You automatically assume, because i am on a team with a bunch of people who were cal-i cpl champs, that I am riding their dick, so now, I am going to make some ignorant assumptions about you, PLEASE, correct me if i am wrong.

You live off welfare.
You do not know who your dad is.
You live in the projects.
You will pop me with your gat if I look at you the wrong way.
You eat more fried chicken than the average human.
Did i miss anything?


First off i'd like to say I didn't make ANY ignorant assumptions. It's pretty much a well known fact that you ballrode all the Cal-I merch on your team.

Secondly, your mother.
"This game is like handicap basketball." Stuart "nativehater" Morrison

really it's pretty well known that i ball-rode? can you point me to an instance or a forum post or an irc log or anything that would give your postulation any basis in fact?

because i am pretty sure i never ball-rode any of them, or any one, ever.
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leave till alone he's a cutie

watch out nick they are about to accuse you of ball-riding the ball-rider!~
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Actually, Til just hit you in the face, Ken. :\

And Til is a good guy.
i probably hate you.
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ken is just upset that god dealt him a bad hand.
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ken is just upset that god dealt him a bad hand.
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hi folks,

ken is just upset that god dealt him a bad hand.
WE GONNA WIN THIS SCRIM, WE AIN'T EVER GONNA HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS!!!
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that last two burn attempts go to ken since they were god awful

ken [6] H&T [0]

*someone else decided to join in the festivities, and added a point to ken.

This comment was edited at 05/11/2008 6:56 PM
[b]From the producer of "40's In my Hands and on the Scoreboard"[/b]
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ob [still in need of a dick to be planted in pants]
WE GONNA WIN THIS SCRIM, WE AIN'T EVER GONNA HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS!!!
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