If anyone would have come up to you and asked if Liah could possibly have any effect on anything at all on the earth, most likely the answer would be no. However due to the "one" that we have now come to know as Liah, the most elite super power of gaming conglomerates has been formed.
The Conglomeration of the Teams Residing within Liah Gets Raped by Greasy Dorks
Now for the first part of our story.
After a very serious preseason on team RoBoTs! [x_x] Jon Dawe decided to remove himself from the roster of said team. With him he took along the likes of Matt "mogers" Rogers and Eric "itty bitty" Sears. After a solid 5 minutes of furious IRC typing Aether and Mogers had formed the team that is now known as Greasy Dorks ( #greasy ), aquiring Jeff "scrd" Spry, Kellen "riveroyster" Leland, and Eric "tr4gik" Griebel. Unfortunately the team was sabotaged and immediately removed from cal-open, thus being forced to win a Cal-Main title.
Sniper - sears Rifle - scrd Rifle - riveroyster Rifle - aether Heavy - mogers Heavy - tr4gik
..and the second part.
After a very intense ventrilo text to speech sesh about Liah's anal endeavours, Errick Beaulieu took it upon himself to form a team of the greatest starting six players that have opened dod a combined 2 hours in the past nine months. Team Liah <3 Buttsex ( #lgr ) was formed on a whim and a roofie-colada, but was instantly moved to Cal-Invite because of their bonus points for creative team name and definitely has nothing to do with their skill. Errick and crew will obviously be winning Cal-Invite this season to add to our already incredibly full shelf of Cal-Titles and Rings.
Sniper - scorch Rifle - oxossi Rifle - ko Rifle - dane Heavy - elusive Heavy - prostar
We are considering absorbing a cal-open team filled with winners if such a thing exists so we can sweep cal this season. Please message Errick in #LGR or Mogers in #greasy if you are interested. Shoutouts go to Beast, Liah, Anal Pleasures, Beer, Corrupt|MiX, Eric Sears being at WORK ALL NIGHT! and Being able to Not Remember anything.
I'm pretty sure actually that none of you kids have ever beaten anyone at anything. Even if you had beaten us, I guess that winning scrims while playing with CAL-banned idiots against people who haven't played in 2 years would be an accomplishment for awful idiots like you.
Shouldn't you be out fighting people with your tough drug-dealing friends, habib? Or are you busy being in your room alone recording yourself dancing in a gorilla suit? ugly fag.
New Gaming Conglomerate
The Conglomeration of the Teams Residing within Liah Gets Raped by Greasy Dorks
Now for the first part of our story.
After a very serious preseason on team RoBoTs! [x_x] Jon Dawe decided to remove himself from the roster of said team. With him he took along the likes of Matt "mogers" Rogers and Eric "itty bitty" Sears. After a solid 5 minutes of furious IRC typing Aether and Mogers had formed the team that is now known as Greasy Dorks ( #greasy ), aquiring Jeff "scrd" Spry, Kellen "riveroyster" Leland, and Eric "tr4gik" Griebel. Unfortunately the team was sabotaged and immediately removed from cal-open, thus being forced to win a Cal-Main title.
Sniper - sears
Rifle - scrd
Rifle - riveroyster
Rifle - aether
Heavy - mogers
Heavy - tr4gik
..and the second part.
After a very intense ventrilo text to speech sesh about Liah's anal endeavours, Errick Beaulieu took it upon himself to form a team of the greatest starting six players that have opened dod a combined 2 hours in the past nine months. Team Liah <3 Buttsex ( #lgr ) was formed on a whim and a roofie-colada, but was instantly moved to Cal-Invite because of their bonus points for creative team name and definitely has nothing to do with their skill. Errick and crew will obviously be winning Cal-Invite this season to add to our already incredibly full shelf of Cal-Titles and Rings.
Sniper - scorch
Rifle - oxossi
Rifle - ko
Rifle - dane
Heavy - elusive
Heavy - prostar
We are considering absorbing a cal-open team filled with winners if such a thing exists so we can sweep cal this season. Please message Errick in #LGR or Mogers in #greasy if you are interested. Shoutouts go to Beast, Liah, Anal Pleasures, Beer, Corrupt|MiX, Eric Sears being at WORK ALL NIGHT! and Being able to Not Remember anything.
jerk
Either way you're still screwed in the head for finding that kind of stuff funny, but whatever. Why am I surprised? Humanity is messed.
It's also very interesting to learn someone's true colours. Must be great living a lie.
Shouldn't you be out fighting people with your tough drug-dealing friends, habib? Or are you busy being in your room alone recording yourself dancing in a gorilla suit? ugly fag.
ROFL.
Sniper - scorch
Rifle - scrd
Rifle - riveroyster
Rifle - aether
Heavy - prostar
Heavy - tr4gik
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