From the minds that brought you Pineriders CAL-open Champions and the Gotfrag Battalion Gaming Experience comes the CAL and KNOX ultimate gaming love-explosion hitting online servers this coming CAL season. As is sure to happen, it must be noted that this roster is subject to change, die, or fail at any time as our interest in the game waxes and wanes for the next six months in anticipation of the last great hoo-rah that will be known as Day of Defeat.

Nicholas "Mitchell Report" Koehler and Mitch "Chief Justice" Graham have joined forces to bring you the following line-up that could possibly occur at KNOX LAN.

Nicholas "doe eyes" Koehler - heavy, rifle, frag specialist - field commander, first class in-game, team nutritionist.

Mitch "probably hates you" Graham - third, utility, heavy, awkward sniper - IRC/gotfrag commander and in-house legal counsel.

Joel "everyone hates him" Williams - heavy, SEC fan boy, and team Ginger kid - lol his parents have satellite interwebs.

Joe "crunching numbers" Blanton - rifle, heavy, game-time choice of gun - in-house accountant and stock tips advisor.

Mike "polskasoldat" Turkowski - rifle, heavy, whatever is chill with him, in-house musician and lead vocalist.

Chris "muchas gracias" Rivas - rifle, helps to reaffirm our team's commitment to affirmative action and.

Ken "Mr.Eloquent" Coleman - I seriously have never seen Ken play DOD, and he's our token black guy. He's also from New Orleans, and is losing his FEMA trailer soon. Can anyone hook a brotha up?

Jeff "LANthritis" Brown - A crazy Canuck that plays any gun, but has zero commitment to a LAN. He'll show up just as soon as spitfire goes legit! Jeff is a foreign exchange student from Canada, in-house foreign policy expert.

Jack "nicest guy on the internet" Conway - all around good guy, utility player, general back up (which means he's probably starting half the season), we use him to kiss babies, in-house Public Relations guru.

Chris "2good4us" Cardenas - sniper, rifle, whatever, Why he signed up to play DOD with us is beyond me. Nick must have sent him some newds, in-house non-washed up player.

There is talk of bringing the following members aboard this violent love explosion of a team:

David "CAL-main DODS champion" Krod(leman) - I would like to think this allstar heavy will make the right choice. David also brings Asian-sensastion "HERO" along with him, but I don't know Hero. I cannot say much about him. I assume he's great at math and chopsticks.

The final LAN roster is TBD, but rest assured, we'll be having some Hotwings & Beer at KNOX.

#sweet