TAP signs the legend, Alex "ninjuh" Rubel to a 10 year contract for an undisclosed amount to compete at the KY LAN to fill the small, baby shoes of doc, who will not be attending the event due to being really, really awful at this game. :*-(

TAP KY/CAL roster:

vasily
tiacus
ham
patten
scangus
ninjuh

When asked to comment, ninjuh replied, "What? Wat is g0!ng1nG on?1?11!!/?"

Shoutout to myself for being bad and making this all possible.