OKAY SO HERE'S HOW THE GAME GOES OKAY SO ANYWAY 50 CENT GOES THROUGH IRAQ AND BEATS PEOPLE UP THEN WHEN HE GETS TO THE FINAL BOSS THE DOOR OPENS UP AND A GIANT OSTRICH COMES OUT EATS HIM ALIVE THEN CRAPS HIM OUT THEN THE OSTRICH EATS THE CRAP THEN CRAPS IT OUT AGAIN THEN SMOTHERS IT ALL OVER SEAN "CYPHER" KALAS THEN LICKS MR KALAS DRY THEN THEY START MAKING OUT AND THEN KALAS WAS LIKE LOL I FORGOT TO PULL OUT HUNNAY SO THE OSTRICH EATS KALAS TOO AND THE GAME ENDS BUT IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE NEAR THE END YOU WILL SEE A SATELLITE IF YOU LOOK AT THE LEFT KINDA LIKE AT THE END OF CLOVERFIELD BUT WITHOUT THE HOME CAMERA AND ITS A GIANT OSTRICH INSTEAD OF SOME GIANT LIZARD THING LOLZ SO I ALREADY BEAT THE GAME AND CAN EASILY SAY THE ENDING IS WORTH BUYING THE GAME SO IF YOU DONT PLAN TO BEAT THE GAME THEN DONT BUY IT HAHA SO ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO AWESOME THIS GAME MAKES ME CREAM MY JEANS BUT THEN SOMEONE COULD SAY 'BUT WAIT FRAGILE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOURE NOT WEARING JEANS' THEN I WILL REPLY 'LOL LET ME GO PUT ON JEANS THEN' SO I HOPE THIS REVIEW WAS HELPFUL TO THE DAY OF DEFEAT SOURCE COMMUNITY AND I WISH TERROR BEST OF LUCK ON PARAGON
next great game
pre order now kiddies
im going pro in it
LOVE,
THEFRAGILE
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