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All Games: Snake Oil

By: Marc Turner - Published November 24, 2007 at 3:27 PM EST - Writer Archive
In response to the rash of changes to the CPL Winter 2007 event, Marc "Singlecoil" Turner begs the question, can we trust this guy? in this "biting" satirical piece.


Editors Note: The following is an editorial article. It is solely the opinion of the author and does not reflect the opinion of GotFrag or its parent company Major League Gaming.

- “Step right up ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Dr. Munoz’ Traveling Road Show and Emporium!"

The $475 registration fee for the $1,000,000 2007 CPL Winter Halo 3 tournament should have sent red flags up a few poles. This is the same organization that had canceled two events within a month, and sent emails begging for attendance to the Counter Strike tournaments at their winter event, with the threat of cancellation. Now there is no million dollar prize at all for Halo. What the hell is going on over at the CPL?

- “You don’t believe it works? Just look at the satisfied customers!”

The team representative body known as G7 announced that it will boycott the CPL 2007 winter event due to money owed its members by the CPL, and the lack of cooperation on the part of the CPL in resolving these monies owed. The G7 federation is made up of many of the top eSports multi-gaming organizations in the world including Complexity, fnatic, PGS, wNv and several more.

Not only is money owed to players and teams from past events, the cancellation of recent events has cost players and management travel and accommodation monies that cannot be refunded, with no sign of assistance from the CPL. The G7 organization has cited that the CPL failed in their obligation to payout prize money and to assist players and teams in that process.

- “Come on people, don't be shy! The fact is, many of you owe your lives to the great magical potions of Dr. Munoz.”

In response to the G7 announcement, the CPL was quite clear that it believes it is responsible for those team's existence as professionals, with little regard to that relationship working both ways.

The CPL reply stated, “We are saddened that two teams that were made famous and somewhat financially independent by competitions and cash prizes at the CPL have engaged in this type of action...”

- “Here fella, I will sell you this second bottle at a discount as long as you don't tell anyone the first bottle didn't work.”

In the CPL's response to the G7 announcement, the statement read, “The CPL also explained that threatening the league with a G7 boycott was improper and that our organization does not cooperate under threat.” The statement went on to read, “... and while the CPL respects his right to publicly post his views and to refuse to attend the Winter Event, management believes his action may have other motivating factors.” Furthermore, the statement had this to say, “...(CPL)will not agree to blindly hand out checks just because some organization threatens it with negative publicity.”

The fact that Munoz acknowledges the right to publicly speak out against the CPL, yet maintains a policy of no cooperation in the face of perceived ”threats”, strongly suggests a “no tell” policy on the part of the CPL. Personally attacking Sam Matthews by saying he has “other motivating factors”, without evidence, reeks of strong arm tactics.

Jonas “bsl” Vikan, newly chosen manager of the Championship Gaming Series Berlin franchise, had this to say about the CPL's response, “That they(CPL) have the nerve to lash out against G7 is phenomenal considering their tainted history, their broken promises and general disdain (in practice) for a community they claimed to valiantly serve for the higher purpose of "for the good of the gamers.”

Vikan went on to say this about G7's decision to boycott, “The CPL has always maintained a piss-poor attitude towards paying teams their money. For those that actually get paid, it takes ~6-10 months and there are obviously always a lot of angry people that do not get it. It's fantastic that G7 chose to boycott their events as they have been a farce for years, unfortunately they were the only alternative to gamers for a long while...”

- "...and another satisfied customer!"

Speaking with Team x3o Owner Nick Fitz, he had no problem stating that the x3o organization is still owed $1250 from CPL Winter 2006. Fitz stated, “ I tried to e-mail the CPL and just didn't get a response back whatsoever.” He went on to say, “I don't have a personal direct contact with cpl staff there, so there wasn't anyone I could call directly.”

How has this affected x3o attending this winter's event? “We were planning on still attending the event, for the general exposure CPL is supposed to bring; but now with no CGS teams and no g7 teams - I don't see how they are going to be able to get even 32 teams. I would see some where between 16-24 CSS teams; which would make it not worth our attendance”, says Fitz.

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Cool
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#1 is a retard. Great written article. Exactly what has happened.
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Spiffy
let me bob ross the track
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dunno, as big as CPL is to this community, i dont think this article should have been released. CS is struggling enough as it is, especially the american scene and angel along with torbull basically are US counter strike. shining bad light on him that most already knew were there is just putting more fuel to the fire especially for others that didnt know this went on. good read but maybe later when the CGS teams decide to come back and 1.6 is back on its feet.

this isnt good for right now
#majin
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Awesome
Ask most of the people that play in CGS, they will tell you they play CGS, not Source.
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Just because the timing is bad doesn't mean you should allow people to continue to get ripped off. A lot of teams that are getting ripped are the good teams...the ones who consistently go to CPL...and Munoz has no problem screwing them over...do you really think he gives a damn about the other teams that noone knows about...aka the average game.

This comment was edited at 11/24/2007 3:49 PM
Ya I like the Buckeyes and Browns. Don't Hate.
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"Don't forget Severity is coming in December and CPL Summer 2008 is an announced $100,000 for CS 1.6."

That statement means nothing to many people. Even if they announce a $100,000 tourney for 1.6 and a new 1v1 game, they will continue to be plagued with problems. Purely for the fact that they just aren't paying the winning teams/players off. The nail is already in the coffin. I doubt a new game and a promised $100,000 would fix much.

#7 i think it was supposed to be dark humor

well written
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Question is would gotfrag ever allow an article like this about the CGS ? Think we all know the answer to that one dont we :D
Your as ColdAsIce, Willing to sacrifice...
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Those upset are those who are too dumb to read and don't know how to read rules stated by CPL. The next time you want money, learn how to file documents properly. Stupid euros and people thinking they're gods gift to eSports.
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
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yeah this all happend because they forgot to fill out the papers right.......
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eSports is trying to go bigtime, and the overall support just is not there. Support will only come from large corporate sponsors with backing and deep advertising/ marketing bank accounts. This is why the CGS can claim its monies due to the backing of DirecTV.

CPL has been a disgrace to eSports over the last 2-3 years, ever since the Painkiller tourney. It was the last truly successful event for them. CPL built a good foundation, but the house it built is crumbling to pieces.
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Nice article.
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#10,

If you believe those reasons are true or justifiable, I have a nice bridge in the everglades to sell you.

This comment was edited at 11/24/2007 4:13 PM
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munoz is a rat
i like dirt
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That's Awesome!
"Trying to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." - Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)
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Would gotfrag hesitate on an article about the CGS if it had such untactful business practices as the CPL? The fact that HALO players spent 475 on registration in hopes of a great ROI *(return on investment) and now most of them will just be bitter about the CPL for this. Once again CPL fails, this event will be laughable
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#9 CGS isn't in trouble ^________________^

CPL ftl.
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I thought I had read somewhere that Severity was going to be a 2009 release.
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In response to the CGS question...

Midway published an editorial on coL switching and the ruleset that potentially cost them income as well as Jesuit has been very candid on GotFrag TV in regards to his thoughts on the CGS rules etc. So the answer is...yes we would?

This comment was edited at 11/24/2007 4:21 PM
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with cpl's trackrecord i wouldnt be surprised if it isnt released at all, which i think is the point the author was trying to get across aswell
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munoz gets owned
How does it feel?
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what #15 said RoFL ph4m
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CPL IS DISSAPOINTING@!!!!
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CPL IS DISSAPOINTING@!!!!
"i just pulled the most rediculous clutch ever........in freecell" ~ abazaba

CPL is dead, 1.6 is dead, esports is no such thing...
Canuck!
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every time we turn the lights out, i just wanna go that extra mile for you
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cpl ):
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Well written article, and I'm glad someone has the right mind to call Munoz out on the stupid bs the CPL has been pulling well over the past 2-3 years. The constant tournament game changing and obscene registration fee, and then to top it off - a reduction in prize pools after many people have already signed up, great business ethics there, get enough money raked in from the Winter event to help host the summer event and then never pay the players anyways, great strategy.

dod 1.3 @ CPL!
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nice read
:D
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Never understood why gamers stood for never getting paid. Many years ago gamers should have requested and stood their ground on being paid at the event. The organizers should be held liable and supporting payouts at the event. Sponsorships should be made prior to the event and monies paid. The problem is these organizations are spouting off huge numbers without any backing, hoping to get enough sponsors to back it fully by the event. They should plan the event and work on sponsors, then release full details after the major sponsor are onboard and have sent sponsorship prizes or monies.
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super super lame
i love this place : }
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#4 and #9

oh and #26.
"sit on your hand for a few hours till you dont feel it anymore, then use it, pwns" -Lango

It's really depressing just how crappy of an organization CPL has become.
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"less than 2% of our winners in ten years have failed to comply with the deadlines and did not receive their prizes"

I'd like to see proof to that, sounds pulled out of thin air.
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#32 they have to do paper work for taxes and shit, esp if internationals win the event so idk if giving the money at the event is possible, but it definitely shouldn't take this long.
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CAPT SHADEZ
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somebody take the cpl to the better business bureau !!!!

come on anybody? show them exactly where they stand.

btw like pinekone said, all the teams that are good and have good managers are the ones that end up getting screwed over.
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#20 I look forward to more artcles on the CGS then :]
Your as ColdAsIce, Willing to sacrifice...
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werd #40

Oh and if they don't get paid, why does no single team take CPL to court? Problem with records hm?
"sit on your hand for a few hours till you dont feel it anymore, then use it, pwns" -Lango
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Good Read
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CPL used to be the only tournament I followed but now....
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good read
jg4i - just go for it
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[i]How has this [b]effected[/b] x3o attending this winter's event? “We were planning on still attending the event, for the general exposure CPL is supposed to bring; but now with no CGS teams and no g7 teams - I don't see how they are going to be able to get even 32 teams. I would see some where between 16-24 CSS teams; which would make it not worth our attendance”, says Fritz.[/i]


Don't ever write again if you cannot comprehend the differences between 'affect' and 'effect'


Idiot
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Cgs / mlg . RIP CPL.
#hsw
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What the hell? Why bother
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oh how the mighty have fallen. first cal and now cpl, ouch.
I fart when I pee, how bout you?
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I approve of this satire

This comment was edited at 11/24/2007 5:57 PM
Joseph Laws ++ President ++ Hi-Definition Gaming LLC ++ http://www.hd-gaming.com
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STOP SNITCHIN' ANGEL.

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