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| Handle: | UsainBolt | | Real Name: | John | | Country: | Jamaica | | Gender: | Male | | Birthday: | January 8, 2035 | | Signed Up: | 2006-07-29 8:01 PM EDT | | Last Posted: | 2008-10-12 12:15 PM EDT |
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| IRC Network: | GameSurge | | IRC Channel: | Not Specified | | AOL Messenger: | Not Specified |
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| Account ID: | 552104 | | Account Rating: | 21,817 | | Account Completion: | 95% | | Comments Posted: | 2,370 | | Comments Nuked: | 70 | | Threads Started: | 47 | | Thread Replies: | 0 | | Polls Answered: | 25 | | Profile Surveys Answered: | 108 | | Favorite Pages Added: | 3 | | Buddies Added: | 10 | | Times Buddied: | 20 | | Demos Uploaded: | 0 | | Articles Submitted: | 0 | | Messages Sent: | 0 | | Messages Received: | 0 |
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doOb, Hebrew for "One with God", was raised by a fishing family in the Zambian region of Luapula. He enjoys wind surfing near his sea-side house and collecting shells on the beach.
In time not spent in outdoor activities he embraces Zambia's computer gaming culture. He has gained notoriety for many achievements, it has been suggested that the Zambian coat of arms is simply him and one of his sixteen wives holding up their new bed sheet that he had fashioned from a zebra.
However, after a quarrel with baron Otto von Ziplock during a card game he was forced out of the country, and lost his patent for the resealable plastic bag. He now resides in Zimbabwe, he enjoys misinforming white infidels on his culture, and convincing the western world that Africa is poor, despite him and 69% of Africans having underground mansions (Much like ants).
He has predicted that he will die on the 4th day of Hanukkah. He gave Edward Lastic the idea of making a springy rope |
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