what do i do? yo, thats a good question. I do a lot. Mostly I pound redbulls then speed to the gym in my beater and ipod touch arm band. Before I get out I stash my wallet in the glove box and spray my ripped torso with axe body spray. I head into the gym ripping the door open so everyone knows big Justin is about to come lift. After swiping my totally warn out (cuz Im hardcore) keyswipe I pull out two bucks, give a little wink wink to the to the fkin broad behind the desk, slap them 2 bucks on the counter and ask for a smart water (its water with electrolytes so you know its better than water). Then I blast my pecs or my lats, or deltoids, quads, tris/bi's..whatev. I give some smooth head nods to the ladies workin in the ab section as I beast out 30 leg lifts and about 50 dips. I do some more ab work flex in the mirror (when them honeys are looking...of course) then head back to the counter to pick up my keys. I rip the door open again so everyone in the parking lot knows that big Justin has just put up some mad weight. After getting the car I check my phone for them txt's, spray myself with some more axe bod spray, and speed past some moolys (fkin moolians am i right?) and head over to sevs where I pick up some Muscle Milk. I make sure I flex the entire time I'm on line so everyone who comes in the store knows that big Justin is buying his muscle milk. I head home, eat a high protein (but low fat) dinner followed by the consumption of my muscle milk. If my team is lucky I'll load up mumble and tf2 and tell them about how hard I just blasted myself at the gym, so that they know that big Justin is here and he isnt fkin around.
What does Bloodsire do ....
kapeesh?
typo? I think not.
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