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Team Fortress 2: Xensity LLC Partners With KFC Corporation

By: Jeffrey Pancakes - Published November 29, 2008 at 2:26 AM EST - Writer Archive
Xensity LLC Partners With KFC Corporation to Bring Fried Chicken and Gaming to the Masses
This was so good, I just had to publish it, lol. GG Xensity, enjoy your fried chicken!

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In one of North America's largest eSports team sponsorships to date, KFC Corporation has announced its feature partnership with Team Xensity, LLC. Months in the making, the deal pairs the eternal CAL-ANSL champion Xensity brand with the fast food industries leading poultry provider in what promises to be a mainstay promotional success.

KFC Corporation, a subsidy of Yum! Brands since 2002, is an international fast food chain with an emphasis on quality of service. KFC Corporation provides subsidized meals for many of the disadvantaged urban poor, centering its efforts in racially diverse cities such as Montgomoery, Alabama and Detroit, Michigan.

Xensity will be running a variety of promotions through KFC, including our feature sweepstakes where one lucky winner will be flown to Louisville, Kentucky with the team for the World Series of Video Games Grand Finals at Dreamhack. In an effort to share our vision of bringing the finest in gaming directly to the fried chicken enthusiast demographic, Xensity also plans to attend a variety of promotional events hosted by KFC throughout the spring at KFC locations nationwide. More details will be announced soon at TeamXensity.com. The formal press release follows:

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Ready to get PWNED by the most talented gamers?

One of the world’s most recognized gaming teams – Team Xensity – has scored sponsorship from KFC, the company announced today. The deals bring together some of the best professional gaming talent in the industry and the most wholesome fried chicken in America.

“With these sponsorships, KFC is ratcheting up its ability to network and play directly with inner city gamers, via gaming-eating events, Koolaid® conventions, and various other networking events,” said Colonel Sanders, founder and iconic face of KFC. “KFC wants to showcase PC gaming at its highest level, and there’s no better way than to partner the best talent with our awarding-winning fried chicken.”

Next spring, Team Xensity and KFC will travel to several KFC locales to host on-site and online national gaming tournaments. Top individual prizes will include a trip to the only five star KFC restaurant in the world for a private dinner and sit-down with Team Xensity. For more information about Team Xensity’s KFC touring activities, please visit http://www.TeamXensity.com.

The KFC-Xensity partnership offers discounts and customized value meals, including mashed potato bowl combinations, for gamers and staff at hundreds of participating locations across the country. More information and eligibility requirements can be found at http://www.kfc.com/gamers.

NOTE: In case you missed it, /joke

User Comments


wsvg is dead

I was laughing and believing until then, and after WSVG was mentioned I continued laughing.


ROFL.
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damn dude that was thought out
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awesome. now we can eat sum chikin' at the next tf2 lan omg!
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"Top individual prizes will include a trip to the only five star KFC restaurant in the world for a private dinner and sit-down with Team Xensity."


HAHAHAHA
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good stuff
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Free time well spent.
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Yaug doesn't get any chicken now xD
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xensity were the niggers all along

This comment was edited at 11/29/2008 5:03 PM
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#8 has it. at one point in my tf2 gaming career i was the only white person in xensity.
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Oh muscles, you're so wily.
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bad :3
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who wrote this?

of course after the second paragraph it was pretty obviously a lol, but nonetheless extremely well written and entertaining as hell.
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It was submitted by the wily "xenema"... or xen-e... or enigma... or whatever :P
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no fried chickenz?
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lol, figured it was enigma

of course i only figured because because he didnt post in the feedback, which he nearly always does.
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looks like enigma should pursue a career in writing because he has no chance at a pro gaming career
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damn USC students... think they're hot =/

good story Enigma
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just what these kids need! fried chicken so they get even fatter and greesier
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WOW SERIOUSLY.

I'm joining Xensity.

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How's your TF2 team doing?
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http://www.teampandemic.net/article/139

It took me a second to pick up on it, but..rofl. A+

This comment was edited at 12/08/2008 3:50 AM
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#20 LET US COMMENCE IN TOUCHING EACH OTHER VIA WRESTLING.
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Same reason your joke of a radio show was bradley
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#9 What the hell do you think I'm chinese or something?
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shut up mak. im talkin about when me, fanty, enigma, solid, andy, and dante played. you know, when you were banned from tf2 for domining g4b2s.
si señor

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